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Me & My Big PCS: XII {recycle your car}

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CONTRIBUTED BY MEREDITH NOVARIO

Three things this post WAS going to be about until exhaustion punched me in the ear.

  1. Our last deployment has begun and that is groovy, hum-drum and infuriating all in one tidy ball that I think I threw out the window or left in the car or something.
  2. Henry has an upcoming field trip to the Orion Brewery with his day-care. D-A-Y C-A-R-E + B-R-E-W-E-R-Y. Not sure what that equals. I might be more amused than I am concerned.
  3. Maltsby may be on his way home thanks to the awesome-ness of awesome people.

But seriously, who cares? Why subject you to the minutia of my life when I can tell you about that car we recycled for enough money to pay for my very own Koinobori set AND that noren I’ve been coveting over at Murasaki Mura. Now that is something to get hot and bothered about at the water cooler.

For three years now I have seen signs about how the local dealerships JUNK vehicles for free. And I thought that was cool because junk is definitely what our cars have become and junking is in order because the bad karma we would rack up if we tried to sell these vehicles would not be worth it. And big garbage, like a car, would cost a lot to put out on garbage day so I’m all thinking ahead and ready to get our cars junked for free. What a bargain, thinks me.

Joe thinks not.

Turns out you can get paid to recycle your car. Instantly. My guess is that those dealerships that junk your car for free are recycling your car for cash that could have been yours. Not sure that’s true but why else would they want to junk your car for free?

Joe’s Honda Civic was put to rest last week BUT we didn’t junk it. We RECYCLED it. Sounds nicer than junking anyway, wouldn’t you say? And we got paid money for it. 47,000 yen. Joe says that was based on weight and had nothing to do with the state of the car which was definitely Rated R. Then he got money back from the insurance company and our JCI on top of that. Five hundred dollars later we’re one car down and we hardly had to interact with humans to boot. No advertisement on Japan Update, no phone calls or bargaining with all the suitors, no fake promises about how it isn’t just a hunk of broken aluminum.

This list of HOW TO RECYCLE YOUR CAR was passed down to Joe. And now I pass it down to you. Author is unknown. Author lined our pockets. If I had any idea who Author was I would hire him to organize my shelves.

If your car is junk and needs to be junked, RECYCLE instead!

I’m moving over to let the Author speak.

The below (by the numbers) can take approximately 2 to 3 hours of your time, depending on how fast you move. However, so as long as I’m on Okinawa, I’ll never turn my “junk” vehicle over to Typhoon Motors because you will receive nothing by them recycling your vehicle for you. My vehicle, a Toyota Surf (bad engine) gave me a return of $800.00 by doing these steps myself.

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Last and final note:

{EDITOR’S NOTE, JUNE 2012: This post originally gave directions to go to Foster’s vehicle registration office as the first step. We have been informed that this is not correct and have removed that information from this post.}

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All the posts in Meredith’s “Me & My Big PCS” series: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX

For posterity’s sake we have left this universally euphoric, terrified, confused, “what am I doing?!” series on Okinawa Hai.  On most other posts in this series we have closed comments; however, this post is full of still-relevant and helpful information.  Please read through the comments below as well. Thank you for joining us on this ride.

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